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15 Jokes
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"IsrtheThfruorirunigngkeshirntoagutthotmeritydawlcrllyaoaestlrhothwneesga..s"   "Why do seagulls fly           "sW"aTyhhtaaotttdbhiedeltethliogeohzkte?sr"o
                                                                                   over the ocean?"                good on you."

                                                                               "Because if they flew            How does the moon cut
                                                                               over the bay, we'd call                    his hair?"
                                                                                                                        "Eclipse it."
                                                                                     them bagels."
                                                                                                            "I ordered a chicken and
som"NWeoaobhnnodaedtnywdookitnnyhooosnwueo?sc.ba"olldy                            "What does a lemon say      an egg from Amazon.
                                                                               when it answers the phone?"      I'll let you know..."

                                                                                             "Yellow!"

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How does a penguin                                                                                          "Why did the scarecrow
   build its house?                                                                                                win an award?
                                                                                                                   Because he was
 Igloos it together."
                                                                                                            outstanding in his field."
        "aIIbt'm'osuirtmeaapndotisin-sggibraalevbitotooy.k                         "What country's
              put down!"                                                       capital is growing the                 "I'm so good at
                                                                                                                          sleeping,
         "I used to play                                                                fastest?"
          piano by ear.                                                         "Ireland. Every day            I can do it with my eyes
          Now I use my                                                                                                     closed!"
                                                                                      it's Dublin."
              hands."                                                                                       cwoSsi"wttYhmiomsuehmaathnrinkiangsrkwimssiwetahxinmpsdehmanasrilneikvggse."?

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